Bush: Ahmadinejad an Asshole
-Washington, D.C (AP)
After giving a speech Monday to members of “North Americans Against Marriage Between Lesbians and Homosexuals” in Washington in which he rebuked Iran for pursuing a nuclear weapons program, President Bush, unaware that his microphone was still on, turned around and commented to Secret Service Agent Christopher McDonnell that “This guy Ahmadinejad is a major asshole, just a straight up dick.”
Although the international community generally responds to such personal attacks against world leaders with admonishments, Bush’s comments garnered little disapproval among other leaders; in fact, the words were greeted by many for their candor.
Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert was quoted as saying, “Basically, this time, Bush hit the nail on the head. Can anyone deny that Ahmadinejad is just a grade-A pussy?”
Added Olmert, “And when I say grade-A pussy, I don’t mean in a good way.”
Ahmadinejad has in recent months stirred controversy, stating in October that Israel “must be wiped off the map”, also denying the Holocaust and suggesting Israeli Jews emigrate to Austria, Germany, or Alaska. His inflammatory statements were met with harsh responses from many, including the United Nations.
In respone to President Bush’s remarks, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan opined, “Though I don’t agree with Mr. Bush on many accounts, this would have to be one on which I do. Ahmadinejad just needs to shut the fuck up and stop being such a prick. We all hate him.”
Despite the wide-spread consensus that Ahmadinejad is, in the words of British Prime Minister Tony Blair, “Generally a little whore”, Bush’s words were condemned by a handful of Arab nations.
Ali Mohamed bin Qasim, spokesman for Palestinian ruling party Hamas, said in a press conference, “These rousing words are further evidence of a massive worldwide Zionist conspiracy aimed at destabilizing and undermining Islamic governments and regimes. These statements by the Great Satan simply reiterate our previous sentiments that the Jews will stop at nothing to control everything.”
Ahmadinejad has yet to respond.
June 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Let me tell you something: Kofi Annan, Blair, Bush, and Olmert will swallow their words once they see the big nuke facility that I’m constructing, which will wipe the UN headquarters, the US, the UK, and Israel off the map. That’ll teach them, and I guarantee that they will be my prison bitches. They’ll be down on their knees– both literally and figuratively– to atone for their sins.
Bunch of punk ass bitches.