Drug-Sniffing Dog High
-Chicago, Illinois (AIP)
Karl, a drug-sniffing German Shepherd from the Chicago Police Department’s 4th District office is, according to several officers, high as shit.
“He must’ve gotten into the evidence room and gotten on some coke we had stored in there,” said Officer Pete Kowalczyk. “He’s been running around the office all day, shitting all over the place, and making these weird, hissing sounds.”
According to Detective Jeff Wiesz, this is not the first time this has happened.
“Yeah, Karl gets in there sometimes. There’s nothing we can really do but wait it out.”
Added Weisz, “Man, that dog is so fucking high right now.”
