Mother of Diaper-Wearing 15 Year Old Forced to Admit That She “Probably Should Have” Potty Trained Child At Some Point

Mother of Diaper-Wearing 15 Year Old Forced to Admit That She “Probably Should Have” Potty Trained Child At Some Point

–Sheboygan, WI (AIP)

Annie Lennox, mother of Sheboygan Central High School freshman Brian Lennox, was forced to admit Wednesday to authorities that she “probably should have potty trained [son Brian] at some point” after it was discovered during a gym class that her fifteen year old son still wears diapers.

The revelation occurred during a fourth period physical education class, at the conclusion of which, in the boys locker room, several of Brian Lennox’s classmates noticed the baggy, papery, stained undergarment being worn by Lennox. At that point, classmate Ritchie Sanchez pointed and said loudly, “Dude, what the fuck is that?”

“Man, I think he’s wearing a fucking diaper!” exclaimed Roland Gardner, after which Gardner, Sanchez, and several other boys began pointing and laughing at Lennox.

Annie Lennox—who was in subsequence detained by Social Services under suspicion of child neglect—was nonplussed by the accusation.

“I don’t understand what’s so wrong about my son wearing a diaper,” explained Lennox to reporters after being released by authorities and deemed a non-threat to flee. “A lot of people don’t realize just how hard it is to potty train a child, and I tried. I mean, eventually, I probably should have potty trained him at some point, but, you know…”

Lennox then began to extol the virtues of wearing diapers well into adolescence:

“In many ways, it’s a lot cleaner. Believe it or not, if you reuse the diapers, it’s cheaper than buying underwear, and plus, you save a lot on your water bill by not using the toilet so much.”

Her son Brian remains in the custody of Social Services as agents attempt to either place the child into foster care or teach him to control his bowels and use a toilet.