Self-Fellator Reportedly in Stable Condition
-Iowa City, Iowa (Rueters)
Iowa City resident George Stein reportedly herniated a spinal disc after attempting to fellate himself Tuesday, local authorities report. Stein tried to perform the notoriously difficult auto-erotic maneuver Monday evening while watching an episode of the sitcom King of Queens, when he began to experience a tremendous pain in his lower back. His wife, returning home from work, found her husband incapacitated and doubled over himself, and subsequently called an ambulance. He is currently reported to be in stable condition at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrows Hospital.
