“Most Interesting Man in the World” Diagnosed with Gonorrhea
-Cabo San Lucas, Baja California (AIP)
The Most Interesting Man in the World, who is famous both for his irresistible charms to women and his unending devotion to fine, Dos Equis beer, was diagnosed with gonorrhea this Wednesday. He reportedly contracted the disease during an orgy last Saturday and Sunday staged with several supermodels and professors in the library of his Cabo San Lucas mansion.