MIT Mathematicians Engaged in Love n-gon
-Cambridge, Massachusetts (Rueters)
Reports suggest that a collection of n mathematicians from the Mathematics Department of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are engaged in a love n-gon with one another. The sordid affair, which apparently began as a love triangle between Drs. Marla Washington, Quentin Fabregas, and Jorge Manafuertes, soon escalated to a love rectangle involving number theorist Dr. Jerry Huang. Before long, the liaison exploded into an affair involving n mathematicians. It is believed that of the possible n(n-1)/2 couplings, only one—involving differential geometer Hans Grauhauser and combinatorialist Ravi Ramakrishnan—has yet to be consummated.
