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		<title>Bob Dylan Buys First Cell Phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rock Legend Buys Apple iPhone
-New York, New York (AIP)
Those close to legendary singer-songwriter Bob Dylan have confirmed that the 68 year old Pulitzer Prize winner has recently purchased his first cell phone. The phone, which he bought from an AT&#38;T Store in New York, is said to be an Apple iPhone.
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		<title>Jewish Mathematicians Speak Out Against Antisymmetry</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jewish Mathematicians Speak Out Against Antisymmetry
-Ithaca, New York (Rueters)
The Association of Jewish American Mathematicians released a press statement Friday admonishing the mathematical community at large for the use of antisymmetric functions and operators, and denouncing antisymmetry in general.
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		<title>Sarah Palin Slams Photograph She Agreed to Pose For As &#8220;Sexist&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin Slams Photograph She Agreed to Pose For As &#8220;Sexist&#8221;
Sarah Palin, 2008 Republican Vice Presidential nominee and perpetual whining bitch, has slammed the photograph on the cover of this week&#8217;s Newsweek.
In a message posted on her Facebook page, Palin criticized the photograph&#8211;which was from a photo shoot for an August Runner&#8217;s World article and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=584&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Recommends Bathing in Hand Sanitizer as Part of New &#8220;Green&#8221; Initiative</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recommendation Spearheads Administration&#8217;s Water Conservation Efforts
-Washington, DC (Rueters)
President Barack Obama, in a press conference held jointly with Secretary of Energy Steven Chu, announced Tuesday a new eco-friendly initiative in which Americans will be urged to stop taking baths and showers and use bottled, alcohol-based hand sanitizers instead. The effort, code-named Project Hand-San, seeks to reduce [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=572&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Police Search for Rape Suspect with &#8220;ASSRPST&#8221; Vanity Plate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police Search for Rape Suspect with &#8220;ASSRPST&#8221; Vanity Plate
-Bronx, New York (AIP)
Police are investigating a rape that occurred near the intersection of Willis Avenue and East 140th Street in the South Bronx early Tuesday morning. Preliminary reports suggest that an unidentified bystander heard screams coming from a third floor apartment at approximately 2:35 AM, after [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=570&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: Area Man Turning in Werewolf</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bernie Madoff Raped in Prison for the First Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bernie Madoff Raped in Prison for the First Time
-Butner, North Carolina (Rueters)
Bernie Madoff, who last week was imprisoned in Butner Federal Correctional Facility to a 150-year sentence for defrauding investors of billions of dollars, has reportedly experienced his first prison rape. Madoff reportedly dropped a bar of soap in the communal shower when he was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=391&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Area Asshole Contemplates Buying Black Crown Victoria So People Think He&#8217;s a Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Area Asshole Contemplates Buying Black Crown Victoria So People Think He&#8217;s a Cop
-Signal Hill, California (AIP)
According to sources, Signal Hill man D&#8217;Lonte McMaster has been contemplating buying a black Ford Crown Victoria so that other drivers would think he was a highway patrolman. The assholeish consideration comes after the 33 year old bank teller reportedly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=389&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Lately, My Stool&#8217;s Been a Yellowish-Green,&#8221; Coworker Informs You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lately, My Stool&#8217;s Been a Yellowish-Green,&#8221; Coworker Informs You
-The Coffee Machine, Your Office (AIP)
This morning, coworker Stephan Gershwin informed you at the coffee machine that &#8220;lately, [his] stool&#8217;s been a yellowish-green color&#8221;. Gershwin, who recently also informed you that he has had trouble performing sexually as of late, and that he found copious amounts of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=386&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Area Man Masturbates to Self</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Area Man Masturbates to Self
-Plano, Texas (AIP)
Various reports suggest that Plano resident Keith Stroker, 28, masturbated to himself Saturday night while drunk at a party at longtime friend Jerome &#8220;Jerry&#8221; Harkingorder&#8217;s home. Stroker, who has exhibited neither gay or incestuous tendencies in the past, was reportedly so taken by himself that when seeing himself in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=383&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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