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		<title>Obama Recommends Bathing in Hand Sanitizer as Part of New &#8220;Green&#8221; Initiative</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recommendation Spearheads Administration&#8217;s Water Conservation Efforts
-Washington, DC (Rueters)
President Barack Obama, in a press conference held jointly with Secretary of Energy Steven Chu, announced Tuesday a new eco-friendly initiative in which Americans will be urged to stop taking baths and showers and use bottled, alcohol-based hand sanitizers instead. The effort, code-named Project Hand-San, seeks to reduce [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=572&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Police Search for Rape Suspect with &#8220;ASSRPST&#8221; Vanity Plate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police Search for Rape Suspect with &#8220;ASSRPST&#8221; Vanity Plate
-Bronx, New York (AIP)
Police are investigating a rape that occurred near the intersection of Willis Avenue and East 140th Street in the South Bronx early Tuesday morning. Preliminary reports suggest that an unidentified bystander heard screams coming from a third floor apartment at approximately 2:35 AM, after [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=570&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: Area Man Turning in Werewolf</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breaking News: Area Man Turning in Werewolf
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		<title>Bernie Madoff Raped in Prison for the First Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bernie Madoff Raped in Prison for the First Time
-Butner, North Carolina (Rueters)
Bernie Madoff, who last week was imprisoned in Butner Federal Correctional Facility to a 150-year sentence for defrauding investors of billions of dollars, has reportedly experienced his first prison rape. Madoff reportedly dropped a bar of soap in the communal shower when he was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=391&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Area Asshole Contemplates Buying Black Crown Victoria So People Think He&#8217;s a Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Area Asshole Contemplates Buying Black Crown Victoria So People Think He&#8217;s a Cop
-Signal Hill, California (AIP)
According to sources, Signal Hill man D&#8217;Lonte McMaster has been contemplating buying a black Ford Crown Victoria so that other drivers would think he was a highway patrolman. The assholeish consideration comes after the 33 year old bank teller reportedly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=389&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Lately, My Stool&#8217;s Been a Yellowish-Green,&#8221; Coworker Informs You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Lately, My Stool&#8217;s Been a Yellowish-Green,&#8221; Coworker Informs You
-The Coffee Machine, Your Office (AIP)
This morning, coworker Stephan Gershwin informed you at the coffee machine that &#8220;lately, [his] stool&#8217;s been a yellowish-green color&#8221;. Gershwin, who recently also informed you that he has had trouble performing sexually as of late, and that he found copious amounts of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=386&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Area Man Masturbates to Self</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Area Man Masturbates to Self
-Plano, Texas (AIP)
Various reports suggest that Plano resident Keith Stroker, 28, masturbated to himself Saturday night while drunk at a party at longtime friend Jerome &#8220;Jerry&#8221; Harkingorder&#8217;s home. Stroker, who has exhibited neither gay or incestuous tendencies in the past, was reportedly so taken by himself that when seeing himself in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=383&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ford Announces Foray into Minicar Market with New &#8220;Faggotmobile&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ford Announces Foray into Minicar Market with New &#8220;Faggotmobile&#8221;
-Dearborn, Michigan (AIP)
Struggling automaker Ford announced Friday its entry into the minicar market with the unveiling of the 2011 Ford Faggotmobile. The announcement comes on the heels of Ford&#8217;s promise earlier last week to move towards producing more efficient, environmentally-friendly vehicles.
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		<title>&#8220;Most Interesting Man in the World&#8221; Still Wets the Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Distinguished Diplomat and Olympic Gold Medalist Also Wears Adult Diapers

Monte Carlo, Monaco (AIP)
According to sources close to him, the Most Interesting Man in the World still involuntarily urinates in his sleep. The Interesting Man, who is known to hold a Ph.D. in Particle Physics from MIT and have served in numerous diplomatic posts in the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=369&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>MIT Mathematicians Engaged in Love n-gon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MIT Mathematicians Engaged in Love n-gon
-Cambridge, Massachusetts (Rueters)
Reports suggest that a collection of n mathematicians from the Mathematics Department of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are engaged in a love n-gon with one another.  The sordid affair, which apparently began as a love triangle between Drs. Marla Washington, Quentin Fabregas, and Jorge Manafuertes, soon escalated [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oudeis23.wordpress.com&blog=2920194&post=364&subd=oudeis23&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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